Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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my-esl-student:

My boss said, “You have to get rid of this cat because it was polluted by radiation.  You must dump it in the sea.”  However, I can’t do it for the following reasons.  First of all, this cat alive, second, if I dump it in the sea, the sea will be polluted by the cat.

my-esl-student:

My boss said, “You have to get rid of this cat because it was polluted by radiation.  You must dump it in the sea.”  However, I can’t do it for the following reasons.  First of all, this cat alive, second, if I dump it in the sea, the sea will be polluted by the cat.

i think i am an inherently miserable person. there is likely something intrinsically wrong with me.

Ancient body clock discovered that helps to keep all living things on time

fuckyeahneuroscience:

Recent studies update our bank of knowledge on circadian rhythms:

The mechanism that controls the internal 24-hour clock of all forms of life from human cells to algae has been identified by scientists.

Not only does the research provide important insight into health-related problems linked to individuals with disrupted clocks - such as pilots and shift workers - it also indicates that the 24-hour circadian clock found in human cells is the same as that found in algae and dates back millions of years to early life on Earth.

I’ve felt like I’ve been .1 off the correct radio frequency my entire life.

fuckyeah, neuroscience.: Antonio Damasio on the neuroscientific implications of the "self"

fuckyeahneuroscience:

(submitted by rebelbookmusic, thanks!)

If you’ve ever once thought about the self, brain science, or both I hope you’ll take the time to read this excerpt from Antonio Damasio’s newest book, The Self Comes To Mind.

“It is sensible to ask if understanding the brain work behind mind and self…

Artificial grammar reveals inborn language sense, study shows

… How human children acquire language — which is so complex and has so many variations — remains largely a mystery. Fifty years ago, linguist and philosopher Noam Chomsky proposed an answer: Humans are able to learn language so quickly because some knowledge of grammar is hardwired into our brains. In other words, we know some of the most fundamental things about human language unconsciously at birth, without ever being taught.

Now, in a groundbreaking study, cognitive scientists at The Johns Hopkins University have confirmed a striking prediction of the controversial hypothesis that human beings are born with knowledge of certain syntactical rules that make learning human languages easier.

(Source: fuckyeahneuroscience)